|Mama mia, 15 years old and ready to play, where every hole is a goal!|
I was at the local swimming centre when I saw a couple having sex in the pool.
I walked over to the lifeguard and said, "Aren't you going to do anything?"
He said, "I might have a wank if you fuck off."
My wife says that we can't use the same babysitter again.
"Why?" I asked. "Is it because I paid her too much?"
"No, it was the right amount" she replied, "but you didn't have to stick the money in her cleavage."
A fat, ugly, cross eyed ginger bird came dancing up next to me at a party.
"So, where are you from, handsome?" she smiled.
I said, "Earth, what about you?"
When you make the decision to marry your long term girlfriend you notice there's a subtle shift in your sex life.
It shifts from anal to annual.